"Break The Internet" (National Poetry Month poem-a-day) Day 13
written by Bruce A.
Pandolfo
4/13/2017
Give him thirty minutes
and he'll know your whole story.
He'll need a computer,
of course.
It all started with
those ubiquitous AOL CD's in the 90s.
He just wanted free
internet.
Figured that out pretty
quickly,
Dastardly digital
cunning.
Started downloading
free music and movies.
Couldn't wait in line
online.
So he did what anyone
would do...
you know,
got in touch with the
hackers,
hacked away at their
prejudices
then hacked away for
their tests.
Ended up befriending
this troupe of Russian rascals
while hacking into
University servers,
Slept through school
classes as he stayed up learning,
sure not to alert or
lure anyone to his private piracy.
Now we're talking year
2000,
He goes by MafiaBoy.
It's comforting to know
the professional pirates
of the pixel planes
aren't exempt from
embarrassing internet handles.
Dull, delighted he
decided to get hands on
and impress his hacker
buddies.
So he does what anyone
looking to be cool in front of his peers would do.
This guy crashes the
websites of Yahoo, Ebay, CNN, Etrade Dell, Amazon.
It was an unprecedented
presentation of prankster ambition,
No one had ever broken
the internet like this.
He was the first
Kardashian ass...
he was the most
astonishing Cyber-Space-Cadet in the hacking universe..
For gags, he cost these
companies
over a billion dollars
in under a week!
No one outwitted
MafiaBoy
don't be ridiculous,
they found him because
he was bragging and boasting.
His Dad calls him up
and the FBI are at the door.
He comes home from
watching Goodfellas
and gets arrested.
He pleads guilty in the
Montreal youth court
and gets 8 months in a
youth detention center.
Yeah youth court.
Oh I didn't mention he
was 15?
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