"Don't Let Me See You In The Whirl" (national poetry month poem-a-day) Day 9

written by Bruce A. Pandolfo
4/9/2017

“There is power in naming and power in shaming!”
The Evening Whirl's weekly warning headline historically heralded!!
The print pressed proudly and pugnaciously to punish
the pungent by the jumpin' journalist of justice
(Saint Louis' scribblin' Sanders) since he's 8
he's assisted sprawling out the scrolls, now he's 68
lays out photos to lay out felons, rapists and robbers who romp
while applauding the courageous cops that drop, stop and stomp
our neighborhoods' nasty ne'er-do-wells and dirty dastardly derelicts!!

Horray for our H-men,
can I get an amen?
Aimin' to celebrate them;
Ol' “Knuckles” Johnson,
Strong “Stone Hard”
persistent “Pac-Man”.
The Whirl born of Ben Thompson, who passed along its long past
The riotous righteous rag that puts the blasted baddies on blast!
St. Louis boasts the most murders in the grandest greatest country in the World!!!
and Sander's says every single homicide is hollered 'bout and harbored by the Whirl

An unpolished, unvarnished, unabashed, scum-bashing,
publication to get the public information!!
a stellar sensation!!
a fantastic favorite!!
The Whirl is an education and an honest set of statements,
If you're a killer, you're a killer,
if you're accused, then prove you're not,
The Whirl will whittle weasels down at will,
and spin yarns to unravel the plots!!
There ain't a criminal or a crime
that will escape Sander's rhymes,
stays late with sleepy eyes Sunday nights
to supply this rough and tumble 'Times on time.
No time for euphemisms, we shoot straight ahead,
not feelin' the realest realist style we're dealin? read the Times instead!!

For nearly 80 years The Whirl has stood for decency in neighborhoods

“Don't let me see you in The Whirl” is parting parlance for “be good.”


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